The future

 I know what you are thinking.

You read the last post and you are thinking "Yes, of course there is another post! I can see it right now! Look now, I'm reading it! Well, I'm not reading it yet because I just finished this one and I started thinking this before reading the next one. But I do see that it is there, and by the time I've read this I will have done so. Will have read this, that is. Or, read that I mean. Because I'm still thinking about it and haven't read it yet so it is that, not this."

No? That's not what you're thinking? Well, I don't care, it really doesn't matter. Just pretend you thought that then, ok? OK?

Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it hard to believe, but this post didn't exist at the time  that post was written. "What? That doesn't make sense!" you say. "But it's right there, 1-2-3." Well, it is there now, but it wasn't before. I don't have any way to prove it, and if you don't want to believe it there's nothing I can do to change your mind, but it's true. True as a lime on a yard stick. 

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